“I love Mickey Mantle. Would I have felt the same if I had known when I...” — Billy Crystal Quote

“I love Mickey Mantle. Would I have felt the same if I had known when I was eight years old what I know now?”

“President Clinton knew the course and goes, 'Here's what you want to do here.' By the fourth hole, you wanted to hit him with your putter.”

“The death of Sid Caesar on Wednesday caused a chain reaction in my soon-to-be-66-year-old mind. I was saddened, of course, but felt a sense of relief that he was at last free from the indignity of aging.”

“No one predicted Mercury would be a planetary core with the mantle stripped off. No one predicted volcanoes on the Jovian moons, or oceans on the inside of them. I can tell you, for every single planet, huge 'we never guessed that' things.”

“I'm one of those guys running around searching for a bunch of skulls to put on my mantle.”

“To this day, with all of these muscle-bound guys, nobody hit the ball further than Mickey Mantle, with his natural strength.”