“A lot of my stand-up early on was stories from my childhood. And my ch...” — Jim Jefferies Quote

“A lot of my stand-up early on was stories from my childhood. And my childhood is over - there's not new childhood stories to come. They've all been mentioned.”

“I feel like, at times, I've been seen as the dirty stepchild of Australian comedy. I think there's a few people out there that are pissed off that I made it big overseas.”

“People don't get angry at you for shock value. People get angry at you when you affect something that is at their core, whether it be guns or religion or whatever. Their belief system.”

“It sure is cool that I was mentioned in 'Rolling Stone.'”

“When your name gets mentioned with the great guys that played this game in the past, that's very big.”

“It sounds crazy, but even in the first plan that I wrote up, I mentioned AOL, Yahoo and hotmail, knowing we would be big. And its crazy to think that it happened.”