“When I was about nine, I went to school with a toothbrush in my mouth....” — Michael Che Quote

“When I was about nine, I went to school with a toothbrush in my mouth. I saw Method Man do it in a video.”

“When you're doing comedy constantly, you're organized: you know where everything is, you know how to get out of it, you know how to stretch it. But, like, doing 'SNL,' I stopped doing spots, and then I would finally do some sets - it take me so long to, kind of, get in the rhythm of it.”

“I follow a lot of news outlets on Twitter, so I'll just go skim through the headlines and see what's going on.”

“I think England has to change the way they are teaching football because football is changing, and the method isn't changing as much.”

“I use this method to bring emotion into my performance. I recite my lines in English first, and then switch back to the original lines when shooting begins.”

“What this means is that we shouldn't abbreviate the truth but rather get a new method of presentation.”