“Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.” — Lin Yutang Quote

“Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks.”

“If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live”

“Society can exist only on the basis that there is some amount of polished lying and that no one says exactly what he thinks.”

“I have ordered a complete siege on the Gaza Strip. There will be no electricity, no food, no fuel, everything is closed. We are fighting human animals and we are acting accordingly.”

“My weight yo-yos a lot, so I have to be really vigilant with food and exercise - it's a pain in the butt.”

“I'm a filmmaker who decided to go to culinary school. All I picked up was the fact if I didn't understand what was going on with every single ingredient, I could be qualifying for, like, the lunch food job at my daughter's school.”