“I must have been a very strange child. I was very pretentious. Like Ad...” — Sue Townsend Quote

“I must have been a very strange child. I was very pretentious. Like Adrian Mole.”

“The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance.”

“I take life very seriously. I can laugh at it, because what else can you do? But it's a hard daily battle.”