“If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.” — Gilbert Gottfried Quote

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.

I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.

My Bubbie lived to 104, which is probably a little too old to consider a ripe old age, because she had already started to turn. I still say she died young.

Whenever I'm in Singapore, I definitely have to eat some of the local food.

The Middle East is ailing. The malady stems from pervasive violence, shortages of food, water and educational opportunities, discrimination against women and - the most virulent cause of all - the absence of freedom.

Food is the moral right of all who are born into this world.

People have been manipulating food ever since they realized cooking a whole animal was difficult. Cows don't come in hot dog form.

I remember going to university, and the people who'd left home for the first time looked at the food and were horrified. Whereas, my view was that if it was vaguely edible, then it's fine.