“Moisturise, moisturise, moisturise... is the motto of people who are i...” — Victoria Coren Mitchell Quote

“Moisturise, moisturise, moisturise... is the motto of people who are in the business of selling moisturisers. Your body is already 60% water. If that's not moist enough for you, sit in a puddle.”

“Politics is a pure meritocracy. That's why Gordon Brown's cabinet had two brothers and a married couple in it. They just happened to be the best people around.”

“I have cared so much and so little about the cars I've owned.”

“Do everything in style - that's my motto.”

“Travel like a pro, not like a hobo. That's my motto.”

“Our country's motto is e pluribus unum: out of many, we are one. Will we stay true to that motto?”