“I try to be as thoughtful as I can about everything that comes out of ...” — Hari Kondabolu Quote

“I try to be as thoughtful as I can about everything that comes out of my mouth and not reinforce sexism.”

“I like playing with that space between laughter and discomfort where your discomfort can also make you laugh, and you're confused about the mixed feelings. That's challenging, and I think that's what makes for some of the best art.”

“When I started doing standup when I was 17, I was talking about being Indian and specifically ethnic jokes. Straightforward stuff that was fairly ignorant that I knew would get the laugh. It wasn't flipping stereotypes; it was using them.”

“I was not born with a silver spoon in my mouth.”

“Sometimes you usually know the point where to keep your mouth shut.”

“Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one.”