“I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works ...” — Dana Carvey Quote

I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works from about 11:00 to 4:00, so all his movies take like 120 days. But this was a lot of stuff to do in 35 days.

I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party is an idea I have for a movie, too. Yes.

This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put this on, with the 45 minutes of extras and they've got almost two hours to do whatever they've got to do while the kids watch the movie.

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty.

I was the first movie star to plunge into night-time soap opera.

I've never had a plan for any of this: there was never a plan for, 'Right, I must get on the TV,' 'Right, I must have my own show,' 'Right, I must be a movie star.' I don't think like that. I haven't ever had that sort of interest.

I don't consider myself - and I hope I'm never going to be - a 'movie star.' I'd like to be called an actor.

There's no such thing as a standard size movie star, or woman for that matter.

I am an actress. I am not a movie star.