“The part in 'Taxi' was originally written for a guy named Phil Ryan, s...” — Tony Danza Quote

“The part in 'Taxi' was originally written for a guy named Phil Ryan, so they made it Phil Banta, and then they made it Tony Banta, which sounded a lot better anyway.”

“I am looking forward to getting to do things I have never done before.”

“In an earthquake, I shouldn't run out of the house - I should run into it.”

“After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride.”

“Sometimes a nickname is used instead of the real name. But a nickname may offend either the one named or the parents who gave the name.”

“I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.”