“I will do whatever is necessary to make better the stupidity on my par...” — Jerry Lewis Quote

“I will do whatever is necessary to make better the stupidity on my part - and therefore go after those who are acting stupid themselves. It's not popular. You don't make friends when you do that. And I couldn't care less.”

“Being 90 is not simple, but it's interesting, very interesting. Before I was 90, I could walk, I could see well, I could hear terrific, and now, I can't hear or see or walk.”

“There's something wonderful about taking a tag off a pair of socks, off a shirt, off a jacket. I really think that it has to do with my wanting to give myself all the perks that there are. It's part of my psychosis.”

“It is necessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live.”

“If we do what is necessary, all the odds are in our favor.”

“I don't know if going tit for tat is necessary. Sometimes it only elevates something that other people wouldn't even see.”