“I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor....” — Harland Williams Quote

“I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point.”

“I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.”

“The thing is, you never know with any movie how it's going to turn out. It's always a mystery - you'll do pages and pages of scenes that will never make it onto the screen.”

“Practically everyone in Hollywood has a neighbor who's been famous, wants to be famous, is famous, has been married to someone famous, worked with someone famous, slept with someone famous, been blackmailed by someone famous.”

“Maybe at the end of the day, instead of a neighbor picking you up, a robot picks you up.”

“If your neighbor's reality changes, yours will change as well.”