“I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.” — Moon Unit Zappa Quote

“I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.”

“I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!”

“I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.”

“Unless you're born here, I don't know if you can ever become a full New Yorker.”

“I'm not a reporter but the 'New Yorker' treats everyone like a reporter.”

“I'm a fourth-generation New Yorker. My family has been in New York for many, many years.”