“Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand...” — Ellie Kemper Quote

“Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.”

“A lot of people ask, 'What's the best advice Tina Fey's given you?' But she doesn't, like, go about doling out advice - like, 'I've got another tip for you!'”

“If I'm alone, I tend to cook for myself. I do a pretty good job of preparing healthful foods. My go-to is everything in a bowl like quinoa, avocado. Later in the day, scrambled eggs. I'm not a gourmet chef. I cook in bulk very well.”

“I think the most interesting New Yorkers are the people who were not born here.”

“I literally do not understand how New Yorkers deal with summer.”

“New Yorkers want to work and thrive.”