“Not the Nine O'Clock News' was the first comedy show I truly responded...” — Omid Djalili Quote

Not the Nine O'Clock News' was the first comedy show I truly responded to when I was a teenager. I watched it avidly not just for pleasure but also for kudos.

I think for any comedian to come and get big laughs from a really tough, discerning, comedy-literate audience, it is the biggest stamp of approval.

I've always wanted to make serious films. Comedy's important, it's very good to laugh. But when I look back at all my favourite films, they're all drama.

Of course people assume I am a Muslim. Not that I have a problem with that because when you are an ethnic minority doing well, everyone tries to claim you.

I've always loved watching the news on TV. As a kid, I loved watching Walter Cronkite, for some reason.

I think viewers realize that people are a lot more three-dimensional than TV has traditionally portrayed them, particularly in news.

I actually felt like I was starting a new career as a news reporter while playing in 'Pinocchio.'

I taught my son to read with tabloids. We would sit to read the 'Weekly World News' together.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.'