I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.H. L. MenckenTheWorldMotivation.comTry New ThemeDownloadSharePin ItCopied to clipboard!“I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
“There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.”H. L. MenckenHumor
“For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.”H. L. Mencken
“I would like to say how much I resent people who say of the Islamic Republic that this is our culture - as if women like to be stoned to death, or as if they like to be married at the age of nine.”Azar NafisiNine
“Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.”H. L. MenckenFunny
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”H. L. MenckenGood
“A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.”H. L. MenckenAnimal
“Nine times out of 10 there's going to be things that you want to happen - and it's not going to happen. And you've just got to stick to what you know, keep working. Because when the opportunity comes, you don't want to miss it.”Sony MichelNine