“I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.” — H. L. Mencken Quote

“I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.”

“There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.”

“For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.”

“I was doing community theater since I was about nine.”

“I would like to say how much I resent people who say of the Islamic Republic that this is our culture - as if women like to be stoned to death, or as if they like to be married at the age of nine.”

“I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus.”