“I hate how old people get in my way when I'm swimming. You're trying t...” — Sara Pascoe Quote

I hate how old people get in my way when I'm swimming. You're trying to get into the zone and normally, if there's someone faster than you, you get out of the way, but old people don't; they're like, you can go round me. I give a little tut when I pass them.

It takes a well-adjusted animal to know when to ask for help

I could barely function as an adult; I slept through alarm clocks and lost train tickets mid-journey.

Skinniness is a new fashion. It reflects an obsession with youth, a suggestion of pre-adolescence when a female's fertility can be dominated. It implies vulnerability, feebleness and fragility.

'Places to Go' is something that I would never normally write because I would usually be worried with what people would think about me.

Like most of the other teachers, I'd done a bit of teaching and we all think we're great at what we do, but you realize that normally you have an audience who are all onside, who all want to listen.

What normally we see is the finished product, someone's performance on screen, but behind the scenes, a lot goes into it.

I normally do a workout in the morning so I have the rest of my day to do what I want.

Normally, when I write a tour show, it's got a title that means something - a beginning, a middle and an end - and some kind of storyline and ideas going through it over two hours.