“One thing my mother had a nose for was inauthenticity.” — Michael Keaton Quote

One thing my mother had a nose for was inauthenticity.

I'm usually pretty good in front of a live audience. I usually like that.

If you get a good comedy once a year, man, that's pretty good. I may be pickier than some, but still, there aren't that many movies that are really, truly, honestly that funny.

I don't know how to not be outside since I was a little kid.

I used to work on a survey crew, because my dad was an engineer, but he was also a surveyor.

A thousand woodpeckers flew in through the window and settled themselves on Pinocchio's nose.

Since I could read, I always had my nose in a book.

There's no great shame in having your nose fixed.

I knew I needed to keep my nose clean and set the right example.

A city is like a family portrait - you don't tear it up if you don't like your uncle's nose.