“My secret to comedy is don't offend anybody. Don't offend anybody ever...” — Justin Roiland Quote

“My secret to comedy is don't offend anybody. Don't offend anybody ever. That's my secret.”

“I would probably struggle a bit more with a really dramatic serious-intent story. You have to really bring it. My brain is so comically wired, though.”

“The first 'Interdimensional Cable' episode is amazing because it's filled with such absolute drunken nonsense.”

“I have friends on the homosexuality side. It's not something that offends me at all.”

“I need my comedy to offend. That's my personal views.”

“My father always wanted to be 'Col-bear.' He lived in the same town as his father, and his father didn't like the idea of the name with the French pronunciation. So my father said to us, 'Do what you want. You're not going to offend anybody.' And he was dead long before I made my decision.”