“If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset...” — Tucker Max Quote

If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.

Frankly, I'd rather make a little bit less money if it means living in a better world for books and publishing in the future.

I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.

Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.

I think I just pick really smart and motivated people to work with - people who are probably going to do great things anyway - and I just teach them what I know, maybe teach them how to think a little clearer than they did before, and then off they go.

I'm more offended when someone's killed on television than when there's something that's sensuous or sexual. So what?

My advice is toughen up, work hard. Start taking responsibility for yourself. Stop being so offended.

It is very, very easy not to be offended by a book. You just have to shut it.

Our justice system is a punitive one that's there to sort of deal with what happens after someone's already offended.

I do feel like people get on songs with Griselda and go extra hard than maybe people are used to hearing them... But I think that's a good thing. Some rappers might be offended, but I think that's a good thing.