John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it.
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✦ More by Eric Idle
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John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it.
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We've discovered that the less we do, the more money we make.
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It's such fun to take a lot of people and create something silly.
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Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
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People can tell the truth much more freely when they're apparently lying.
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If I was offered a Salman Khan or a Shah Rukh Khan film, I would have signed it. No one says no to that.
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I just take it as it comes, and if I'm not offered something, there's always a reason, and usually it's a pretty good one. I'm not worried about it. You know, I've had an incredible career, and I'm blessed.
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So, I was offered this job to come down there but first it was suggested that I take a trip around the country in the areas in which we worked to see what it's all about, and I tell you that was a revelation to me.
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I don't do that virtual reality stuff. I'm not even into 3D, actually... I've been offered it. I just don't want to.