“If I had to be in the Olympics, I suppose I would do the javelin throw...” — Jay Chandrasekhar Quote

If I had to be in the Olympics, I suppose I would do the javelin throw.

A lot of comedy films, there's the opinion, 'Well, if it's funny, put it in.' But I think you have to be more disciplined than that.

I think that Broken Lizard movies typically have to be able to star five guys, so it's like, policemen, spacemen, a basketball team.

Often, when you're in some of these writing rooms for... and the most restrictive is network television, right? They say, 'Wow, that's a great joke, but we can't do that. Okay, let's try the second joke. Oh, you can't do that one. But the third joke you can do,' and hopefully it will be great, but it will remind people of what the joke really was.

It's my dream, my goal to be good at Olympics, anywhere they are in the world.

Since the Olympics in London, people say, 'Greg's won again. That's what we all expect. Of course he wins.'

The Olympics have always been very special to me.

Who doesn't like the Olympics? Everyone does, but who is going to pay for it?

I don't know how many great Brazilians have played in the Olympics and not been able to win it.