“If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, ...” — Jennifer Coolidge Quote

“If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like you!”

“Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who want longer hair. To be safe, never bring it up if you think a woman is wearing either. No good comes of it.”

“I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting for, like, five hours and she would pay me 80 cents, with a phony smile. I used to go home fuming to my mum.”

“As young, hot actors living in Hollywood, you get even more attractive.”

“I was the cocktail waitress, and Sandra Bullock was the host, and this guy came in and persuaded me to try improv with Gotham City Improv.”

“I am allergic to a certain kind of glue. Most eyelash glues are terrible, the glue in acrylic nails. I get a rash up my arm and face.”

“My little sister Aliana's opinions are the most important to me. She says, 'I want to look like you, you're so pretty!' But she is very beautiful and so she is trouble in the making! She wants to do what I do. I'm like her second mother and I am very protective of her.”

“So many men, so many opinions.”

“I think that most actors don't have very good opinions of themselves.”

“The people must know that from this day on, we want their opinions.”

“I'm not being secretive about anything. I just actually don't have opinions about society.”

“I had a great acting teacher in high school. But I didn't like acting because it took too many people to get the job done. You have to talk to too many people and listen to others' opinions. With music, you get a few friends together and just make it.”