“Comedy is free therapy. And if it's done well, the audience and the co...” — Maysoon Zayid Quote

Comedy is free therapy. And if it's done well, the audience and the comic take turns being the doctor as well as the patient.

As a comedian, Trump is comedy gold, and he almost makes my job too easy... the stuff that comes out of his mouth is a precious commodity.

We have been sold a Muslim boogeyman. We are buying into it, and we are terrified, and that terror is causing people to lash out at comedians like myself or women wearing hijabs, or anyone who seems to defend equality for Muslims worldwide.

I spent my summers in a war zone because my parents were afraid that if we didn't go back to Palestine every single summer, we'd grow up to be Madonna.

Russian is a really hard language - but I've got my own personal teacher. He's been really patient.

When I wasn't playing, the most important thing was to stay patient.

When you get to stock racing, you have to be a little more patient and 'save your stuff' to be there at the end.

Policy change is nothing if it's not patient work.

I'm a really patient person.