“Never floss with a stranger.” — Joan Rivers Quote

“Never floss with a stranger.”

“All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously.”

“When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.”

“I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.”

“I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.”

“For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way.”