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“All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always loved fashion and I love that we can do it and not take it seriously.”Joan RiversDresser
“When I am on E! for the 'Fashion Police,' I only care about being a critic. It loses me many friends.”Joan Rivers
“I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.”James AcasterFunny
“For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way.”
“I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well.”Joan RiversOwned
“It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?”Chelsea PerettiFunny
“Show Me The Funny' was not very successful ratings wise, but the right people saw me.”Ellie TaylorFunny