“Reality continues to ruin my life.” — Bill Watterson Quote

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?”

“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”

“It's interesting: composers can be very funny ducks.”

“God is funny like that, He is funny. He rips your heart and He makes you believe. He makes you believe the unimaginable.”

“I don't necessarily like wearing lipstick; I just think it's funny to do. I think the darker the better, but it's whatever my girlfriend Kiera has in her purse.”