“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.” — Rita Rudner Quote

“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”

“Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.”

“I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were 1,000 girls. And there were three jobs. So I said I'll just try comedy. And I loved it.”

“I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.”

“I usually go straight for coffee when I wake up. I start my day with a half hour meditation... but only after a cup of coffee. Caffeination with meditation might sound funny, but it's how I don't fall back asleep in the morning!”

“The only movie I can watch on a loop, over and over, is 'Help', the Beatles movie. It's so funny and irreverent and great.”