“I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever ...” — Herb Caen Quote

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.

A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.

It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power.

I trust God's timing. I'm a very spiritual person, and a lot of times, we want things on our time, and we come up with our own plans of what we want to do with our lives, but God be like, 'Haha, you're funny. That's cute. Anyways, this is what you're going to do,' and I've learned to just sit back.

I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.