“I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called...” — Paul Simon Quote

“I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.”

“Who am I to blow against the wind?”

“We got on American Bandstand, where kids would dance to a record and then rate it. We called ourselves Tom and Jerry. I was Jerry.”

“Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.”

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”

“It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power.”