Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
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“Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”
— P. G. Wodehouse · Funny
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Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
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I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.
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I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
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Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.
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Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
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Lou Holtz, I was also a huge fan of. He was really funny. I think that's a big part of why I was attracted to the Razorbacks: I thought Lou Holtz was really funny. He is really funny. Too bad he's a born-again, or whatever.
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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
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I don't mean to be funny.
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All the women in 'Coronation Street' and 'Brookside,' they are all so funny. A lot of women bore me, but I love the strong women in soaps.