Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
“Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”
— P. G. Wodehouse · Funny
The World Motivation
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
“Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.”
— P. G. Wodehouse · Funny
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.
Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
Lou Holtz, I was also a huge fan of. He was really funny. I think that's a big part of why I was attracted to the Razorbacks: I thought Lou Holtz was really funny. He is really funny. Too bad he's a born-again, or whatever.
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
I don't mean to be funny.
All the women in 'Coronation Street' and 'Brookside,' they are all so funny. A lot of women bore me, but I love the strong women in soaps.