“I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden na...” — Paula Poundstone Quote

“I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.”

“How do you come back? It's one step at a time. I'm optimistic because I don't know what else to be.”

“When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.”

“Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.”

“I've been very lucky to work in a newsroom where there are lots of strong, funny, clever women in senior positions.”

“I was like the funny guy in sixth form. When we used to do showcases, I'd host them, and I would do, like, little comedy segments.”