“I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to anoth...” — Paul Lynde Quote

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

People tend to think I'm funny and fluffy, but I can switch on a sixpence from extreme happiness to utter despair. I'm aware that doesn't make it easy for people sometimes.