“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.” — Will Rogers Quote

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it.

So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.

The best way out of a difficulty is through it.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn't really Rotten or Vicious or Nasty, so I wanted something a bit more funny - yet something that seemed real rock 'n' roll... something that acknowledged my ambition.

Thomas, my 15-year-old, is effectively my editor, I've always trusted his voice, more than anybody, on the strip for years. He has one of those ears that's just tuned to the rhythm of humor, so if he says something's not funny, my stomach just hurts because I know he's right, and it's already been drawn.

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.

A rich man's joke is always funny.