“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with...” — Billy Connolly Quote

“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”

“I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.”

“Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.”

“I was in love with Michael Keaton. He was very funny.”

“Thomas, my 15-year-old, is effectively my editor, I've always trusted his voice, more than anybody, on the strip for years. He has one of those ears that's just tuned to the rhythm of humor, so if he says something's not funny, my stomach just hurts because I know he's right, and it's already been drawn.”

“Lars von Trier makes funny, radical movies, some packing power. But, he's not a provocateur. He's making adult movies for an adult audience. Pasolini, too. Fassbinder, too.”