“I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a co...” — Todd Barry Quote

“I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.”

“I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.”

“I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.”

“I couldn't ask for better teammates, and the Pirate fans are the greatest in baseball.”

“I always say, 'I'm not a pirate, I just play one on TV.'”

“As soon as you think, 'Pirates are really popular right now with kids so I'm going to write a pirate movie'... that's when you're dead.”