“By the way, you won't put that thing in about me wanting to have sex o...” — Louise Nurding Quote

“By the way, you won't put that thing in about me wanting to have sex on a football pitch, will you?”

“As much as we love being sociable on holiday, part of me craves the idea of being away, staying in a hut on the beach, and maybe not seeing anyone for days apart from Jamie and the boys.”

“I have quite dark skin, and when I had my son, I suffered quite bad pigmentation; I had dark patches on my face. Everyone said it would go, but it would take a very long time for them to even slightly disappear.”

“Life's a pitch, then you buy.”

“When I'm on the pitch, I enjoy myself, and I try to give my all.”

“If I simply stay in that moment on the pitch and read the game, I can do so much more.”