“All my children inherited perfect pitch.” — Chevy Chase Quote

“All my children inherited perfect pitch.”

“With Clinton, there's no question that I would have made fun of his out-and-out lying. But he's also a good friend.”

“It will eventually be discovered that the more you sleep, the healthier you are. Which means you'll really be at your healthiest when you pass away.”

“When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again. Eventually, the joke starts to not be funny. So you have to be careful that you're not throwing the baby out with the bath water.”

“I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you can find something funny, that's good.”

“To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you don't hear men saying, 'No she's not pretty, but is she ever funny!'”