“I can resist everything except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde Quote

“I can resist everything except temptation.”

“Charity creates a multitude of sins.”

“Memory... is the diary that we all carry about with us.”

“People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.”

“You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.”

“I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.”