The World Motivation
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.”
— Dave Barry · Funny
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter.
The Internet is a funny and scary place to talk about your feelings.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian.
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.