“I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.” — Woody Allen Quote

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

Marriage is the death of hope.

People were saying I had jaw surgery to have a jawline. That's funny to me because I'm like... use your... brain. If I'm gonna get transformative surgery done to me, do you think I'm starting with my face? You would never hear me tell another joke for the rest of my life.

If you believe, as I do believe, in reincarnation, they say that every time you come back, it's because you have to finish something. I've a funny feeling that my thing in this life is to have one relationship after another.

When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again. Eventually, the joke starts to not be funny. So you have to be careful that you're not throwing the baby out with the bath water.

'Wonder Showzen' is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that. It redefined what I thought you could do with a TV show.