“Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a b...” — Jason Alexander Quote

“Every poker player, like every fisherman, needs to have a story in a box, and most poker stories are completely uninteresting.”

“I'm still bald, I just wear a toupee.”

“I think that I have very few personal gifts to bring to real politics.”

“I can't lie... My face always gives me away. I'm also pathetically bad at poker!”

“Poker is all about comfort with uncertainty, after all.”

“I just love poker players.”