“When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett,...” — Norm MacDonald Quote

“When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that.”

“Letterman is very intimidating because he's so funny, so you have to be really prepared. Also, he's a little squeamish about certain things, so you have to always be on guard to please him.”

“I never liked you, and I always will.”

“If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.”

“You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.”