“My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill ...” — Anna Held Quote

“My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not.”

“Charm them with your presence as soon as they look at you.”

“I do not say anything from jealousy.”

“I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.”

“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”