“I have finally perfected my signature. It took hours of practicing... ...” — Pippa Middleton Quote

“I have finally perfected my signature. It took hours of practicing... I decided early on just to write Pippa, not Middleton.”

“Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a white hem-stitch napkin?”

“'Celebrate' is meant to be a guide to party planning and, as such, it has to cover the basics. If I were to write a cookery book, for instance, I would be compelled to say that, to make an omelette, you have to break at least one egg. Actually, that's not a bad idea. Or maybe I should write a sequel and call it 'Bottoms Up?'”