“It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.” — Tom Baker Quote

“It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.”

“The thing is I'm very interested in bad taste, as anyone who's ever seen me perform or had dinner with me would know.”

“Well, I think if more people had more applause, it would make them feel better. I often give my wife a round of applause. If the meal is very good I give her a standing ovation.”

“If you're hired to be a funny person, you have to trust your judgment but also be open because sometimes you think something's funny, and the next day you read it and go, 'Oh, my God.'”

“I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.”

“Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.”