“Earl Hebner used to call me 'Tiger,' so I went with the last name Wood...” — Xavier Woods Quote

“Earl Hebner used to call me 'Tiger,' so I went with the last name Woods because I thought it was funny. I'm a huge fan of X-Men and, just, intelligence in general, and the leader in charge is named Prof. Charles Xavier. I took Xavier from him and put together the two names.”

“I sleep a lot in the airplanes. That is where I get majority of my sleep.”

“I used to always like the tag teams because you can do, to me, more entertaining, cooler, crazier stuff when there's more bodies in the ring.”

“I want everything. So my next goal - and this is the first time saying this - is to gain enough money to whatever means and create a mobile games studio.”

“I can have a job where I get paid to travel around the world in shiny pants. Why would anyone want to do anything else?”

“Back in the '80s, if someone's happy, someone's doing well, someone's getting hardships, you cheered for that person.”

“If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.”

“I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”

“I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.”

“If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”

“Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.”

“That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.”