“My abs are so ripped up they're called 'The Situation.'” — Michael Sorrentino Quote

My abs are so ripped up they're called 'The Situation.'

I love being an entertainer. It's almost been a lifelong journey to find out what I wanted to do.

In the beginning of 'Jersey Shore,' for sure, that was the real Mike. That's the Mike that I know, that's the Mike I love. And that's the Mike I strive to be every day.

My whole life has been a search for finding myself, pretty much.

At the end of the day, stick up for yourself whether you have spiky hair, long hair, blonde hair, black hair, whatever it is, stick up for yourself and go for your dreams because at the end of the day, you can pretty much accomplish anything if you put your mind to it.

It doesn't matter how rich you are - you know when you're being ripped off.

What I do not accept is the fact that so many people's talents were ripped off.

I'd feel bad if I had you come into a theater and you leave feeling ripped off.

I ripped off half my hair with a waxing strip, and it didn't grow back for, like, 5 months.

They always call 'Poldark' a 'bodice-ripper,' but I don't think a single bodice has ever been ripped.