“If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he j...” — Louis C. K. Quote

“If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.”

“Perception is created and twisted so quickly.”

“When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.”

“Basically, I'm a romantic.”

“I've only done one romantic film, 'Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge,' and I didn't get my man there.”

“The only thing I would unequivocally say is that I have never had any interest in romantic comedy I just couldn't do it. I think I'd be terrible.”