“My mother was a classic matriarchal figure. She'd sing round the house...” — Bill Bailey Quote

“My mother was a classic matriarchal figure. She'd sing round the house and always had music on.”

“In 1994 I was doing a two-hander with Sean Lock in Edinburgh and there were more people in the cast than the audience. It was pretty grim, quite a chastening experience.”

“My grandfather had strong opinions. He was an argumentative character and quite staunchly socialist.”

“I got a big truck, just in case I need to round up criminal illegals and take 'em home myself.”

“Software makes the world go round.”

“When you turn round games, that's the best feeling you have in games.”