“How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?” — Erma Bombeck Quote

How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

Housework can kill you if done right.

People talk about each other in the worst way, especially when you become a product for sale. You're just a thing.

I was long brought up to think that it was nothing short of a crime to miss a sale.

I always remember the fact that all businesses are for sale if you bring them the right number.

We didn't have much money and my mom scrounged up $15 and bought us a surf board at a yard sale.

In the face of a big offer, no player is not for sale.